metaknighty:

*plays punk rock cover of twinkle twinkle little star at school talent show*

(Source: rhinse)

103,475 notes

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

369,835 notes

snailofficial:

hawchula:

snails dont exist

I beg to differ

(Source: scienceofficerblue)

676 notes

funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

196,733 notes

feat:

do you ever imagine what it would be like to be invisible and scare every person you dislike 

(Source: feat)

110,249 notes

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(Source: khione)

267,533 notes

lascapigliata:

turns my fan on high so i can still sleep with a blanket

91,819 notes

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

190,206 notes
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